I wanted to share my bracket-predicting prowess with the world, but every time I published a blog entry on the subject this message kept showing up:
"[Editor's note: Nobody cares or even knows who you are. Try doing one single important thing in your life, and then maybe you can pretend that people are interested in your bracket strategies.]"
So instead of giving my own tips and tricks, I've decided to turn to Important People. And since we all know that filling out a bracket is more an exercise in prayer than in discernible rational strategies, I went straight to the people who are the most connected to God: a few of America's leading evangelical gurus.
Below are their strategies. It's not too late to adopt one of these and convert your bracket from the darkness into the light.
*just to be clear: all quotes below are fake.